Jakanory's Blog

MY NEW CAMERA!

2010-12-30T09:51:00.001-08:00

ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my action crewe assembled. TIME TO SHOOT SUM SHIT.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The world movie review.

2010-12-29T07:47:00.000-08:00

Hey
ITS AMAZING. WATCH IT NOW.
Its surreal, like aday dream. Its just awesome. The visual style is epic and edgar wright sits in his high chair as best diretor ever. I'd totally reccomend it. Go out andbuy it. Get the comics. Get the T-Shirts. Learn Bass, be in a band.

Anticenaguy

2010-12-26T06:54:00.000-08:00

Try Videopad video editor, its free and awesome.

Hey guys camera tomorrow. CANNOT WAIT. If i had a scanner id show you my sketchs and whatnot of JOIN US!!! and the new scott pilgrim thingy.

Stop Motion

2010-12-25T10:12:00.000-08:00

Hey
Those of you that are familiar with my work will know that im always saying that I'll do another stop motion, or even finish death race...
But anyway, I gots a new idea for a totally epic stop motion. I'm not promising anything though...

Happy Christmas anyway, dunno if ive already blogger about xmas but hey ho.

Got 2 actors to star in my scott pilgrim style film so far :D and the horror.
Gonna do the SP one first. Need a new laptop desperatley, this one is a peice of shit. It keeps skipping out letters when im typing. I hate vista.
My camera should be here by abou 27th of december. So I'm gonna start spewing ideas onto paper for this epic fight. Love you all. Even though theres only like 3 of you... Anyway, im sure the k1ng won't mind giving me a shout out once i get the show back on the road, cuz the people hes sent over to my channel have come and had a look and gone, WTF is this shit and left.
So yeah i'll do something good, the k1ng will see it and be like ZOH MAI GAR and tell his youtube and they will watch me blah blah blah word domination. I am skipping a few important steps from that plan but thats all you need to know
Anyway im spamming now so im off bye
Jak

Happy Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-12-25T02:57:00.001-08:00

Helloooo
Anyone got Kinect? GIVE ME YOUR GT!!!!
new camera should come through by about 27th december! Along with the best film EVAR
S C O T T P I L G R I M V S T H E W O R L D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait

Haaaaaae you seen HIMYM?

2010-12-24T07:21:00.000-08:00

Hey
Just rediscovered how i met your mother, its EPIC!!! I'd reccomend it.
Anyway, good news everyone! (you just read that in Pro phansworths voice) Ive ordered my new camera!!!!!!!
HELLZ YEA
PEES OUT!

Sorry

2010-12-22T08:28:00.000-08:00

Hey
Seriously guys, i dont have a lot of time on my hands and with my cam corder being so shit i can't do anything without the picture being crap or too dark and the sound on it is awful. I am going to do some scott pilgrim style episodes called the adventures of (whoever i get to act for me)
I'll put a lot of time into those and so they should be pretty good.
Bye for now

I'm Baaack!

2010-12-21T09:54:00.001-08:00

Kay,
Im guessng you came here from my youtube, miright?
Well here you will find no only millions of posts dating back 2 years, but all the behind the scenes struggles on my new major projects. These new projects (especially JOIN US!!!) will be very well documented. There shall be constant picture updates of behind the scenes info. I'll probably tell you in my vids when i update this blog. Look forward to SCOTT PILGRIM: The Early Years, pretty soon, but JOIN US!!! won't start till the weather clears up :)
Buh Bye

Howdy

2010-09-19T16:54:00.000-07:00

Hi,
Im well aware that no one checs this blog, and that even if they did i havent updated it for ages.
All that should be changing soon. I jus need my new camera and everything will be dandy.

Now, a few updates
.I have left school
.I have a job
.I go to collge
.I R E M E M B E R R E A CH.

I haveideas for a comedy, a werewolf film annnndd... thats it. But. OH! and a stop motion hal series but i cba.
Anyway thats my life in a nutshell so far.
And yes.....Im single. still.
Long story short i started eeing this girl and sho my elf in te foot with a harpoon gun, then pulling the pins off all my grenades.

Yeeeaaaahh.... this sucks.

The video blogs need updating, shall be doing them. Especially in my epic comeback

Hey new friends :D

2010-04-09T07:01:00.001-07:00

Erm, you've probably come here from a youtube video, mirite?
Well er...welcome to the blog :D
I guess i'll start updating it again so er keep checking it out, thanks.
As I've already said I'm doing child's play next and somewhere on the side bar <<<<
i shall do a video que showing what videos I'm doing next.
thanks

New Vlog

2010-02-25T12:24:00.000-08:00

Heya Chumps,
Well guess if I'm starting the vlog up again, might aswell start using this website (:
Shout out to K1ng Sar0s. Respect Big up the westside :D.
Erm, doing more blogs, Animating spiderman stop motion. Well Ive taken one picture and i can't be arsed do anymore just yet but theres a teaser for it up somewhere so check it out. Seeing as Don't really have any fans yet I won't do it. Unless i get requests.
Bai Bai 4 Pie

Long time no post...

2009-12-21T13:15:00.001-08:00

hey peoples.
I've started doin my video blogs again, they'll be in the links bit or at the bottom of the page
chow lol.

Maybe so productions...

2009-11-13T12:21:00.000-08:00

So,
its come down to this.
Blogger hasnt giv meh any views, no body follows my 1337 randumness.
I have had to join forces with Maybe so.
Check it
http://maybesoproduct.freebie-host.com/

I needs taht other account man!

2009-11-09T13:38:00.001-08:00

Josch ima no mess it up, Ima write game reviews, and stuff that i think is generally important, not the excsessive amount of crap i put on thi blog, besides i wanna do a review of tbogt and tlad for you.

Transfer

2009-10-29T08:22:00.001-07:00

Yo to all blogaroonies,
I shall be transferring my shit over to maybe so productions, listed in my links
<<<<<<
I shall be operating from there but i may occasionally update this site.
Thats all for now, check the maybe so productions...
guten abend

Uncle Jakanorys defenition of High School

2009-10-22T15:29:00.001-07:00

High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page. High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday.

Soz 4 lak of updaets

2009-10-17T10:18:00.000-07:00

Annnnyway nuver faks of sianse wil be on wen i cans be bothard.
I has mai stikfas nao sos i wil do animashun wen i can be bovard.
FUCKING DOOCHE SQURIR3L STEELING MAI FAKS OF SIANSE IDEEEA.

FROGGER

2009-10-04T14:51:00.001-07:00

SCROLL TO BOTTOM 4 AWESOMENESS

Fakts Of Sianse 2!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-01T14:45:00.000-07:00

Sorry fo the delay,
I got me GCSEs comin up so i have to pretend to revise...
11.JASON VURH33S CUT UP BITCHAZ
12.GRAVIT-E IS OPSHINAL
13.NO BODEH REVOKERD TEH IDSOTOP!!!!
14.FINAMUL DESTINUMASHUN 4 IN FR33 D33 IS FUCKIGN OSIM
15.JOSH=SQUIRELL=SQUIZZ (E=MC2)
16. 69....BOWCHIKABOWOW
17.MAJIK MUSHRUMS MAEKS 4 FUNNIES
18.GEORJ BUSHULZ N33DS 2 B3 RAEPD BAI CHARLEZ MANSON IN HIS HOWSE OF "fun"
19.SITIGN IN CHAERZ BAKWARDS =SEXEH
20. DAYUM GURL SEXAY CHIKANZ!

Twitter

2009-09-24T17:15:00.000-07:00

Yo homies!
Just got twitter! ITS EPIC!!!!!!!
I'm already on 1st name terms with arnold shwarzenegger....
juuust kidding.
I'm following Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry =D
OH and My friend Isaac fell out of a tree and broke his arm in 3 places.
Well we think 3 places, he was in too much pain to say anything but is being kept at hostipul all night. I think he may have metal rods put in his arm. D=
That'l give him a shock tommorrow morning...
Anyway wish u luck mate.
P.S. Happy birthday spaced!
P.P.S. "FAKS OF SAINSE" part 2 will be uploaded tommorrow.
Don't misss out on my random wankery! =3

WE'RE ALL MAD HERE

2009-09-22T15:21:00.001-07:00

You know the cheshire cat from Alice in wonderland?

well i whipped thisup in paint, quite effective i thinks =3

I own =3

FINAMUL DESTINMASHUNS 4!

2009-09-22T12:34:00.000-07:00

FUCKIGN OSSIM.
You haf 2 see it in 3D . Nuf sed
anyway FAKS OF SIANSE PT 2 is coming up necst weekend so be sure to log in for taht =3

FAKS OF SIANS!

2009-09-17T09:51:00.000-07:00

Hi fellow bloggers, this is a new thing i will upload weekly till i run out of ideas,
FAKS OF SIANS! (Facts of science) enjoy =3

1. DAI HARD RUELZ AS VOETD BAI SIANS
2. CRANK 2 LUKS OSSIM
3. FD FTW (Final Destination For The Win)
4. sororororietry ROW LUKS PRTY KWL
3. ECKSBAWCKS 360 R ETAR TAHN PS3 PERIOD.
6.TEH MATRICKS R REEL
7. TEH MUN LANDING WUZ FAEK
8. WULVERINA ORIGINS WAS FUCKIGN OSSIM
9. RROD (red rings of death) FTL
10. I AM GOD LOL FTW =D

I HAEVNT DIED LOL

2009-09-17T00:14:00.000-07:00

Hi!,
No i havent passed away...
I have new ieas for a new blog wat i r gon make which should hopefully be more popular than this one, and ...hopefully make this one more popular! =3
Every body wins!
Anyway i shall make this sometime around the weekend after i have gon 2 see Final Destination 4 in 3D.

Check out the wesite @ bottom of page

2009-08-31T15:51:00.000-07:00

Yo, folks
sorry for the lack of updates, new vid blog on its way =)
Check the link 2 partners in rhyme. They have got some good music loops on there.
Im usin them 4 my new video blog so if you don't checkit you'll be gettin a taste soon =3

BLOG COUNTER 69!!!!

2009-08-25T18:00:00.000-07:00

bowchikabowwow

COD 4 or COD 5?

2009-08-23T17:16:00.001-07:00

I'm thinkin of buyin one of em.
I like the blood so im gonna go with cod 5,
But i'll see how the poll turns out.
VOTE IN IT 4 MEH PLZZ
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

OMFGLOLWTF

2009-08-21T14:44:00.001-07:00

OMFG CAPS LOK CRUISE CNTRL 4 THIS EPIC THINGEMY
I MET HANNA LOVATT N SAM LOVATT. well goin 2. AND I NOT SEEN TEHM SINCE I WER LIKE 1 ND IVE KNOWN TEHM ALL MAI LIFE LOL OMG WTF LOL

(untitled)

2009-08-19T18:02:00.001-07:00

Y halo ther fan!
Guess wat! Im writin a comedy series called (untitled)
no srsly.
Anyway I gotta re write the first scene cuz maybe so.. stoel it!
That bastard. Lulz
pinc uf salt intended.
Wish me luck

John Woo

2009-08-18T23:58:00.000-07:00

Yo,
I have recently discooverd John Woo's STRANGLEHOLD!
I found it on a demo. Its amazing! And i also watchhed a trailer for
HARDBOILED!!!!
WOW i forget how amazing john woo is.
I still havent seen G.I. Joe.
That looks awesoem.

Video Blog 02

2009-08-15T08:41:00.000-07:00

Hey fan!
My second video blog r heer!
Checkit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_fTslk-h6M

Delays...

2009-08-14T05:36:00.000-07:00

Yo,
Delays on video blog, not filmed it. Because i cant be arsed
Thers a possibilty taht it'l be done by the end of the day or tmw.
I'll try my best...
Adios.

Dad's gig.

2009-08-08T17:32:00.000-07:00

My daddy is in a band. And hes gonna be at a park neer me! yay!
Me and my friends are going to see him for the first time,
well i seen him before. But not like on me own!
Fucking yay!
Fun Fact: i am also learnin to play the drunms aswell.
Fun Fact: me dad plehs drums.
.... hang on....
sorry i was watchin eraser. A shwarzenegger film. FTW
haha.. segal films, theyr all shit.
sept for the violence (Y)
anyway video blog 02 comin along nicley, release date : FRIDAYYYY

Up the date

2009-08-08T03:45:00.000-07:00

OK, hello!
wtf.
Anyway my video blog has alredy been recorded, along with my new sexy hair XP
But I'll put it up next Friday so Make sure u watch it.
I might have some friends init because.....
I want to...
hmm anyway, i haven't done anything to death race but i may try to do some today or monday
chao!

Video Blog =D

2009-08-07T03:56:00.000-07:00

YAY! Me forst solo flm!
check it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1OCZ-eygRg

Oasis

2009-08-06T21:37:00.001-07:00

What's The Story Morning Glory

is he talking about his cock?

Dead Race Updates

2009-08-06T16:29:00.000-07:00

I don't think I'll ever finish it.
Oh and by the way anyone who happens to know waht taht last guy was on about please tell me.
Hes dislexic and im pretty sure not all of his dogs are barking.
I just cant be arsed to finish it. Ive got like two scenes done, one of wich i gotter reshoot cuz i forgot to put on of the cars in!
Don't worry though im not gonna give up with it, I'll do it even if it kills me.

Aarons random sp33ch.

2009-08-05T19:28:00.000-07:00

Hey fellow bloggers,
My ever growing fanbase would like to post summert on mai page, prbly rude...
and about me but here we go

Enter Aaron

well well well i thinks u all cheese lickers who acually listen to the shit that jak acuslly says

lolz

i finks the web is a buzzin plase to speak so to all those obese people who carnt be arsed to get of there arses to talk to someone.

but wait wait wait

i let one rip

but all the people who chat good shit are sound and dont chat shit about tryin to act cool are just twats

see ya later piece

RED FACTION GUERILLA!

2009-07-31T16:04:00.001-07:00

Got it , fuck you voters
im having to rewrite this post because of some fcking error about nothing it said
" you are jak we hate you teh internets r wurking against you go do it agin"
ANyway i was gonna get redfaction no matter wat.
Prototype was gettin bad reviews but i will get it eventually.
Saw 12 rounds aswell
REAALLLLY BAD
cheesy, but not enough
and no action.
until neckst time

y halo thar...

2009-07-29T07:12:00.000-07:00

Sorys fur not postin nuffin new fur a while
but me mums internets gone cuz of a lignin boltz hit teh house.
no joek
Anyways im bak at me dads and i haf new gaem plan 4 this blog so expect no mur posts like this
just info bout me movies.
If i decide to go thru with it.
Anyways must popalong nao
cuz watchin return of the living dead part II
BRAENS!!!!!
lolz scared ya ther 4 a sec!
ha.
I need tu urgently find sumthin else tu do wi mai tiam....
oh well bai..
p.s. i promise not asmany posts liekt his unless anythin intrestin happens in my dull english lief...
bai
nubcaeks

this is going to be a fucking huge dumpload of shit so read at your own risk...

2009-07-24T17:53:00.001-07:00

Life.I wish mine was like an action film.Like die hard 4.0
We are so involved in our small little worldswhos hot and who isnt.We never see the bogger picture.Money, School, Work.You never sit down and think " some people in acommity or something or maybe even just one guyHas thought. While kids need to learn. Lets make a systemSame with the law. Only some rules one guy has thought of.But like you never see outside of your little bubble.Your boyfriend, what time the shops shut.When my homeworks due in.You never sit back and think. What the hell are they worrying aboutWHy don't they just live theiir life?Instead of just going with it?When you just go with everyone else. Its boring.You will die unremembered.Do something fun.Break a world record.Not aloud out in the middle of the night?Sneak out! See the world after dark.Its worth your dad saying " dont do that again"Thats all you'll get.And there you go. Once your outside it feels awesome.Like your above the law. Your adrenaline starts pumping and you just walkif youve got a friend ballsy enough to do itget them too.I skived the last 2 lessons off school just because i hadn't done it beforeYou know what? It felt amazing. I'd do it again. I loved it.The rush it gave me. Running out those gates with our hoods up.I finally felt that I'd acomplished something in my life.SO go out start a fight. That guy you hate.Just hit him.Its fun. Your adrenaline will surge.Dont go with the sheep. Don't follow guide lines.If every day was your last what would you do?If youd alredy said your goodbyes.Threat it that way.Just think " yo homes i cud dai tmw!"And do something crazy.Be out of character. You will not regret it.The girl you like? Ask her1!whats the worst that could happen? she will say noThats it. fuck embarresment if people lol at you and take the pissjust say at least i had the balls to do it.Theres no point wondering what could have been.Go with your first thought. What happens after i'm sure you can deal withIve done a few of the things in this list. I'm not living upto my own philosophy.But i will. and you should too.I love this way of thinking. That ikea isnt all high n mighty, it started off as a guy and his friends makingdecent chairs backin the 1900s!Same goes with everything!Big brother. Thats just an idea some guy had from watching the truman show.Just go with what your first thought is. That moment when some one says something bad and you just picture yourself hitting themTake them by suprise and make it more than jus a picture in your head.Next time some one says something really bad Jsut fucking hit them!You ever step back from your bubble and see how boring your life is!?Wake up go to school "learn" get home.Thats more or less it.Fuckit all and live your life how you want.You only live once so do something that raises your adrenalineat least from you adrenaline gland!You saw crank right?Do something a fucking crazy as that film.Im not saying get arrested. But push your body to the limits test how long your body can last.If you were born into this flaby body you might aswell get some use from it.Any way. Tahts my life philosophy.If you dont like it go back to your pathetically boring lifeand cry a fucking river.As for me its 01:51 and i think ima sneak out of my house.Go ahead try something new.

randumness that r be promissd.

2009-07-23T18:17:00.000-07:00

YU N ME BABY AINT NUTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANAL.
Ok so i'm in the doctors office.
All the seats are taken.
WHat do I do?
jump in the fishtank and declare myself aqua man!

Death race

2009-07-23T07:47:00.001-07:00

done sum mur animation fur it
hoep ur proud.
But all will be reevaled when its finished.
Gtue nabend

My today list...

2009-07-23T04:43:00.000-07:00

OK so,
on an unrelated note, Jordans been rnd.
But today is a nice day and i think i may just start some of the filming for death race.
Oh and now a big rain cloud is coming over the house.
Fucksake.
Nvm, Ima do the outside shots at a later date.
Oh and
THE FUCKING DOG HAS CHEWED UP MY BEST ECKSBAWCKS CONTROLLAR!!!
watadooche.
Siyanora.

Bebo

2009-07-21T15:51:00.000-07:00

You know how bebo is like...
ABSOLUTE FAIL!!!!
?
yeah well i canceled my membership.
Its gay.
Just thort ud let u kno.
And if your wondering
no i havent done anything to death race yet.
You probably wernt because you have better things to do
or do you
because otherwise you wouldnt be on this blog.
Unless you think I'm generally funny.
OK ima stop messin wif yo brane adn swich bak tu 1337 sp33k agens =D
k bai.....

Okae...

2009-07-21T05:11:00.000-07:00

Ima taek a few daes off frum doing shit all w/ mai maets.
As one person once said.
Tehy r getting on mai non existant tits.
Ima do sum stop motion, relax and recuperate.
FTW
Until neckst time.

Camping in Cheadle

2009-07-21T04:07:00.000-07:00

It was pretty awesome!
Good weather all day
Not in the morning tho.
We had marsh mellows and everything.
All sitting around the campfire alll day.
Ryan wouldnt stop messing with the fire
And isaac was being sooooooooooooo annoying! Me and ryan nearly it him.
But oh well nevemind we put up with it.
bye
love you

Hey

2009-07-19T15:55:00.000-07:00

Wow, boring plans for the next few days
write a rant for josh
Sleep at mums
Do some work
Get payed
Go hanley get sum new diggs or go see a film.
FILM DEATH RACE!!!!!
Anyways reelli hit it off with 2 gurls.
Not trying to brag or anything
but both of them were all over me! (literally)
Wow this feels wierd, its different.
Can't believe i gave my mum the address to this site.
Im gonna get teaaaaased....
=[

ooh

2009-07-19T03:57:00.000-07:00

my lucks finally changin...
=P
OR
IS
IT!?!?!?!?!?!?
THE EDN
TEH EDN?

women...

2009-07-17T15:04:00.000-07:00

Godamn them
fucking mixed signals
cant tell the " i hate you ones" from the " i love you" ones.
In my case its usually the " i hate u u big fat wierdo get away from me before i call the police.
I mean seriously
Smokin hot girl comin on to me
so i think
i make my move and then shes like
BACK OFF BE4 I KNEECAP YOU!
and im single for the same reason
"your not my type"
I think im a pretty good flirter. Im just fuck ugly
thats my problem. Maybe i should style my hair.
I will only style it in the wet look tho. Don't like wax.
wax FTL
get me wet look gel.
Now
anyway.
Until next time n00b. now run to ur mum be4 i pwn ur sister on the kitchen table.

end of skl!

2009-07-17T08:58:00.000-07:00

YAY!!!!
no more friggin skl!
well, weve stil got monday and tuesdee but no ones goin in.
until next time..........

CHECK DAH B33T DURKAH!

2009-07-16T09:04:00.001-07:00

Yo,
Just watched the michael jacksin southpark special.
its ossim.
Anyway me and my buttery balled friend over at wordpress.com have decidedto do a video blog!
Checkit. The link is in the blogs link list called Josh's blog
The video is in quicktime and it took ages to load so don't give up,
I also feature in the audio podcast saying how awesome i am.
until neckst tyme............

sorry

2009-07-15T02:17:00.000-07:00

was just checking the school doesnt block it wen i say cunt.
Obviously it doesnt.
Becuz i r 1337 h@ck3r
see?
i made that writing blue
like the bul shit in ealier post.
Anyway id like to say that this lesson sux pony dong.
If you agree comment and tell me so
or i eats ur fambly.

....

2009-07-15T02:15:00.001-07:00

yo,
cunt
until next time

I r at school :(

2009-07-15T02:07:00.001-07:00

Yo,
Im doing "graphics"
I'm so funny
until neckst time....

Fucking pees of shit skl

2009-07-14T08:09:00.000-07:00

I am speling wtng on purpose dumas.
Fucking school, thrs no point, the last week we are doing
NOTHING
ITS BULL FUCK
i gotta go in tmw and its graphics all day
ALL
FUCKING
DAY
!
Today i had to go in late.
U kno wat we did?
nothing
i sat and doodled
for like four fucking hours
Its fucking blue bull shit.
I
am
not
going
in
tmorrow

......

2009-07-13T21:50:00.000-07:00

5:50 in the morining...
Wow this feels wierd.
Got to go to school in a couple of hours, cba wurk it out
At 8:00 i should be up getting dressed reasy for school.

Death race

2009-07-13T12:56:00.000-07:00

Yo,
Death race is coming alng nicley manged to do bout 4 more shots,
totaling to id say,
(with all of the other shots)
About......
40 seconds of film.
Without a story.
Just two cars chaseing, te one behind with a rocket launcher.
Ive got some cool action in it.
And soon to be comedy.
Because every stop motion is comedic ever.
Have you ever seen a serious stop motion?
EVER!?!?!?!
sorry i had to go serious there.
Scared myself a little bit
Just need to get my point across.
so far ive destroyed 2 boxes and one partially destroyed.
Its coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Not edited or used special effects yet, just got the pictures.
So yeah its cool.
P.S. You can view the trailer in my youtubes vid bit<----------

No school!

2009-07-13T03:28:00.001-07:00

This week is activities week, so
GET OFF ME U STUPID DOG!
sorry
My dog just jumped on me...
Anyway so this week is activities week and no one is going in.
And the school won't be phoning home because that many people arn't going in.
On the downside i gotta tidy mh rooom. :(

Transformers...

2009-07-12T01:27:00.000-07:00

ok...
so apart from all that shit yesterday transformers was
AWESOME!!!!!
The cars look so real!.
JOhnny depp was in it!
he sez one line....
I thought tht was pretty shit, but otherwise it wwas awesome
and its very cringe worthy when his mum takes the weed....
My favourite was the little RC cointrolled car, and the twins all voiced by spongebob.
The story was a good enough concept but towards the end it was a bit confusing.
When optimus gets turned into the super optimus thts awesome.
And the the transformers that all go together like the power rangers. That was epic.
I definatley want to go see it agen.

I fuck hate ppl.

2009-07-11T13:58:00.001-07:00

So...
Hanley was good.
But
Both my two friends had girlfriends and they were hanging off each others faces which just reminded me how i have
NEVER
had that
EVER!
So yeah i'm feeling pretty down and no one noticed because they were too intrested in each others faces.
Fuck!

Grrrrrrr >:L

2009-07-10T16:33:00.001-07:00

Yo,
SO u know wat reeeeeli grind mai g33rs?
People usin tbh all the fukin time!!!
I meen srsly wtf
tbh i think its gay
i meen come on u dont haf use it all the time tbh
That single fraze is in evry ones fukin name
e.g. " i love you george tbh"
" i like penis tbh"
"im commiting suicide tbh"
"i hate tbh tbh"
FUCK
OFF

ZOMGz0r

2009-07-10T14:57:00.001-07:00

Paul McCartney may actually be dead,
Micheal Jackson isn't dead
AND ELVIS IS ALIVE
I like conspiracies.
Especially the paul mccartney
He died in 1966 in a car cras so tehy replaced him with a look alike!
and they released clues in all their songs.
Now you're thinkin wat a load of shit.
But there is way too many things in the albums abt his death to just be coinkydink.
Checkit.
Until tmw, Imgoin c transfromers 2!

Leavers do...

2009-07-09T09:07:00.001-07:00

Yeah..
I'm 15
But we cant go to the leavers do without parents.
How gay is that shit?

Leavers do

2009-07-08T14:55:00.000-07:00

Yo,
goin leavers do w/ mai girl friend...
and isaac.
about the air rifle...
its broke.
Anyway goin to my old school for my girlfriends leavers do.
See all me old teachers.
It wil b r funz
I hopes...
wich meh luk
until neckst tym....

airrifle

2009-07-08T12:58:00.000-07:00

plus...
Me step dad is never going to use it,
His dad is never going to use it because hes 70.
My mum is definatley not going to use it
So its going to sit in the attick of the garage for fuck knows how long rotting away
Along with another air gun.
I may aswell gt some use out of it!

Air rifle

2009-07-08T12:49:00.001-07:00

There is an air rifle in the garage that my mum won't even let me look at
What
The
Fuck
Loads of kids YOUNGER than me have them!
My friend and brother YOUNGER THAN ME had one each!
I'm not a retard I'm not gonna blow some poor animals balls off with it!
Just shooting bottles and cans and stuff!
My dad says i can have one but we keep forgettting.
I love guns!
I
Want
That
Mother Fucking
Gun

Sleepover in the week.

2009-07-07T10:52:00.000-07:00

This is slighty surreal for reasons i cannot menshun...
Anyways ryaan is sleeping over, its fun :)
until next time...

P.s.

2009-07-07T07:24:00.001-07:00

p.s.
braces still on till september :(

New rant blog

2009-07-07T07:21:00.000-07:00

Yo made a new blog out of my first failed attempt at maeking one back when i was addicted to halo 3
http://haloaddictlol.blogspot.com/

My friends...

2009-07-07T05:47:00.000-07:00

Yo,
check this guy out, hes a genuinly funny mother fucker (when he writes his shit down)
But in real life most of his scentences include the phrase " ur mum" and "suck me dick"

Hes austrailian....
http://maybesoblog.wordpress.com/
Until next time...

Woohooo!

2009-07-07T05:28:00.000-07:00

Sup
Just got out of school at 1:00pm for a dentist appointment thats at 2:35pm!
sweeeeet
might waste some time on GTA IV
untill next time....

Bored as hell :(

2009-07-07T03:30:00.000-07:00

I'm in school agen with jennii. (Yeyyy im on the Internet!!) by jennii =)
Anyway science is really boring so thats why im telling you how boring it is becuase im bored.
Anyway I might be havin my braces out todae!!! hopfully.....
Until neckst time....

2009-07-06T15:44:00.000-07:00

BLARGH!
Still having trouble with the fucking follow widget!
Its near the botttom of the page check it out...
Well on my screen on every computer that ove tried it on (2) It won't show up!
Just a blank bit titled "followers"
WTF!
help please!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-06T15:00:00.001-07:00

Yo,
Just put a new youtube gadget on m blog :)
Hopefully the school site won't lockit and we can watch youtub at skool!
fingers crossed
Until necks time...

2009-07-06T11:15:00.000-07:00

1st one, Me,Ryan,Isaac mukin arnd :) 2nd: Ryan and my dog bobby.

3rd Isaac, Carl (Ginge) 4th: Tiggy, Alicia, Ryan.

Well thats basically the whole gang :)

Ryans deaf, Isaacs got ADHD or ADD.

ANd the rest of us are norms XD

Until next time...

Sunday night photos :)

2009-07-06T11:10:00.000-07:00

This is Ryan just getting out of the bath and ryan and alicia towards the end of the night...

Im in school

2009-07-06T04:09:00.000-07:00

Appanrently this site isn't blocked :)
I'm supposed to be doing a leaflet for some kenyans because they are visisting our school. Tuesdays and wednesdays are the worst :(
Today is monday. But the good news is next week is activities week so we arn't doing anything except probably for graphics (my worst lesson)
and after that we only have two days that i think no one is coming in for.
And i am not Especially not tuesday because we are probably going to get yelled at again by mr bowyer :(
Untill next time...

OMG GUESSES WAT!

2009-07-05T15:41:00.000-07:00

i just remebrd tht inhalers gib u an adrenaline rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.You keep inhaling them with every breath then about 10-20mins later you star shaking and evrything, u just wanna jump of teh wuls! OMG IM SO HYPO. undr nurmul sirkumstances ima use nurmul sp33k but ima got 2 use 1337 sp33k!!!!! omfg ima hyperacteeeeev

Just watched The girl next door agen

2009-07-05T09:47:00.000-07:00

ITS A FILM!....
Its really awesome, i watched it on watch-movies-links.net But most of the videos take you to this film going back in time :S so if you are going to watch it, make sure it starts off at high school when people are graduating, not some old guy giving the kiss of life to soe run over guy.

2009-07-05T09:38:00.000-07:00

Yo,
just been out for a tiring day in the sun. With 2 hyperactive friends. My girlfriend isn'y answering her phone but i think shes gt 2 sim cards anyway. Anyway I need to see her this weekend and its now.... sunday. Damn. And ive just found out my friend doesnt have my gfs other sim so...fuck.
p.s. lots of my posts are likely to ed with "fuck"

Ive just woke up...

2009-07-05T03:51:00.000-07:00

I haded a sleepy over with mai good pal friend isaac. He is a homosexual but not reeli just loling. But srsly he r a alpaca. It r wuz funs. heres r sum piccys lol. Me left, Isaac Right.

Death Race stop motion

2009-07-04T19:18:00.001-07:00

im workin on it, i curently have about 5 seconds of footagee, it took m about 2 hours....
Also i was a bit bummed because i went to our-chase Red Faction Guerilla but I had insufficient funds.. :( fuck

Im bored

2009-07-04T18:44:00.000-07:00

I want something to make my adrenaline rush! Anyways this is my blog
I'll update it on anything exciting going on in my life, from my latest video on youtube to getting boned by a teacher...